Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, freak the out America, hear them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock believe this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got white trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't