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Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette
and a cassette
in with Edward Norton

Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman

Born with the of a pathetic orphan
Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
boyfriend!

Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have towards men
Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin
Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a
Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions
Fetish for stickin' metal forks in,
Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor
A predator, I'm headed for
Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals
I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store

Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus
Yes, of course, a mess of
You want some? and get some, boys!
I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points,
and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the
with a on his back
His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!

In my present form I'm Desert
Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel
Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous!
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow bus

Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?"
She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."

Expired on the Saturn...
Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this cop's daughter
Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock
Had a heart attack, and dead
Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice

One ball and half a Apple Watch

Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff
Pulled sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if had a laugh in stock?
was fuckin' stupid...

You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic?
Bitch, get to this dick!
Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick
Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with
There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with
non-existent

Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile
Misfit, blond, and
Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit
Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one...
I'm

Love to start
Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx
I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser,
shadiest you'll ever come across
gymnast, been known for "some assaults"
A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es
aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume
on stage to "Brain Damage,"
What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim

Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater
Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan
It's a wrap, an ACE bandage

Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA
E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the
She kielbasa
an escape plan
Three-inch blade on point, like a

Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Trump don't ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one?
idea!

If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of
I get in office
Second thing that'll make me happy's up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!"
Throw a and an AIDS test at him!
Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy

Addiction to and static
who can't escape the habit
Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it,
I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon
Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me
passenger in the passenger seat
Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic

And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz
until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin'
like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin',
and 'til he hits a cement pillar
Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper
You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap
When will I Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller
Revenge killer, avenge syllable
a syringe, 'til I...

Draw blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular
Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of
It's my fingers got stuck up
ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck

The broad with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker...
The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?

was for 50

Little on the wrist, be warned
I'm unravelin'
My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me
Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey
Tip it back then I'm twisting wine like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column
the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems
Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me boggles
And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!

But my is wearing thin
Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in
Diss you in every until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end

But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...

Molly, I'm off you
Man, light some
my first take, I'll nail you
Can't lie, I
If I won you over, you be the grand prize
I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a
You can get it in the can like some Anheuser
too small, least three pant sizes
Tush mushed against your damn side, your
and are squished
kind of attire's that?
I'm ready to be
Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat

Light the match to the wrath
Got knives to slash and slice in half
Piper might just have to picket me like a scab

Hard to describe in
Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start rhymes like that
And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap,
and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track

Why am I a dick?