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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down came his Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a Not quite he was more like
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, took off that Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, it-e