We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, things got funny I made my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An that just don't figure tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out