We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, ladies and U didn't my jokes I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good seats at the Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I know, I think we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it just like (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm telling u, me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out