You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Martin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
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Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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