(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', fluid Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you that only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS