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L.L. J
Serving 'em
And as you all
I am hard as

Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday
Hemmed my remote control, my stereo on
Then I reached for a since I don't use the picks
And the was kinda cold so I put on my kicks

Walked to the and ate some cornflakes
As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's
With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy
Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut fast

in the shower, it was boiling hot
So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot
Jumped out, off, put on the Denim cologne
Then I up Earl on the telephone

He told me a jam that I could do later on
10 g's plus a Limo for one song
So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got
Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my

Rewound some tapes of Def Jam tunes
As I waited for this freak to my bell at noon
12 o'clock came, left the crack
The freak in a mink on her back

Put her curt on the rack, threw my on
Then I threw in a tape of the storm
We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste tongue?"

My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail
Did it so hard I shoulda to jail
She left, Earl came over and we went
in the BM to bust a joyride

Went up to A.J. in my black wheel
I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal
The girlies want sex, the fellas try to
But who flex end up with broke necks

some autographs for a posse of freaks
Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic"
We conversated with the for 10 minutes more
Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks the door

Due 'cause I'm a gangster think I do crimes
They don't I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes
Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at
But he don't know my on his wife's behind

L.L. has all the washed up slobs
Vigilante of rap so to hell the mob
Don't run from the cops, making jock
And I'm only 18 making more than your

of toys and boyscout boys
And I any critic to call it noise
Peeped at the clock, it 6:03
Said later to Creator and out with E

Went up to Castle for a chocolate shake
Thinking a 100'000 that I'd soon make
up the snack, jumped up, out my seat
E-Love hit the table and he up a beat

Kicked a few lines, stepped out the
Since tonight is a bore I'm in the for more
We jumped in my ride, I took a at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the was at nine

L.L. J will soon stand at a jam
With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand"
But since I had a plus a half for tat
I was for the cutie who's my perfect match

Her name was Renee, her face was
But she had the kinda body that made Jay wanna
I said, "No need to rehearse", I made my approach
Said, "You got a good team, but you need a new coach"

Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not for conversation, I'm here to seduce
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel you
'Cause it 5th grade and these ain't nursery rhymes"

"And I know that you adore my side hardcore
Check out the real L.L. behind doors
So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it
Forget the silk 'cause you ain't gonna need it"

"Unplug your clock, do away with the
After minutes or more you hear me say, that's right
body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy
When we make you can call me daddy"

"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey,
I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna
Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the
After that I you starving for me to come back"

"But in the meantime, put your down
And the next time I see ya I'm to town"
Stepped away from the freak, it was a to nine
When I rolled to the jam I saw the on line

a trip around the side, so I could get backstage
If you call me a tiger, then the is my cage
I rip, and crush, heavy metal bands rust
flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust

Walked in my dressing and then I heard four knocks
They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock"
Told Cut Creator the order would be
Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped with E
Went onstage, I heard the girlies
And that's the very moment I up from the dream