Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
it, lets all stand up