Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
it, lets all stand up