Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them