Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them