Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

they come
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them