I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)