I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a stall dropping a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)