I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a stall dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)